Charles County, Maryland,
April 30, 2010
I watched my wife as she crouched under the work table in
the garage and began pulling out bunches of bags that
contained miscellaneous stuff she accumulated over the past
few years. I had that little tickle of caution bugging me,
thinking that this was not a very good idea. But I had to
put my collection of wading shoes away and as I grabbed a
pair of Simms Rivershed boots off the floor
her screaming began.
Paul invited me to fish with him for spring striped bass on
the Potomac River. I arrived late Thursday night at his
place on Cobb Island and quickly unloaded
the car and grabbed some sleep. He said not to worry
about waking up too early in the morning but I was up
by 7am. From the weather reports the previous day I
knew the morning was going to start out cold and
gradually warm up until the temperature hit the
mid-80's. I brought my 3-layer waders along to keep
warm in the boat's open cockpit but as I placed my
foot into the right bootie and my toes hit a soft
lump. I pulled my leg out and reached into the wader
and pulled out two huge gobs of soft shredded paper.
This pile of paper looked familiar to me and to be
truthful, part of me was denying what it really was
and the other half was saying, "Yes you idiot, it's
exactly what you think it is." I looked closely at the
paper and it had been chewed into tiny pieces. A mouse
nest.
A few months ago I was changing the interior HEPA filter my
car's air conditioning system and when I opened the filer
compartment a pile of shredded paper that looked exactly
like what I was now holding in my hands came tumbling out.
Because we had such a brutal winter a mouse had probably
crawled into the engine air duct, which had no screen on
it, and began building a nest on the nice soft filter using
some napkins I kept in the glove box. Gross. At least there
were no baby mice on it. I cleaned everything out using
Clorox and Lysol and replaced the filter. However I also
decided to check my wife's car and found the same
thing--another nest under construction. This led to more
cleaning and a new filter for her vehicle.
But how did the mouse get into and out of my waders? I hang
my waders up after use and I had just used them last week
when I fished with Jin for shad on the Potomac River at Fletcher's Boat
House. There was no mouse nest in the wader at
that time so it was built sometime during the past
week. Well I couldn't do anything about the mice now
so I finished gearing up and we headed out onto the
Wicomico River then onto the Potomac River.
We found a number of boats trolling the channel drop off
near Piney Point so we decided to join
the lineup. Paul began trolling a large chartreuse
bucktail jig and an 9 inch Storm Wildeye Swim Shad. I decided
to use a 20 inch umbrella rig tipped with two
trailing 6 inch chartreuse sassy shads. And to make
sure it got down deep, I put a heavy swivel, a 12
ounce torpedo sinker, added two feet of 60 pound
leader, then tied on the umbrella rig. This setup is a
handful so I decided not to rig up a second rod and
settled in to fish.
Striped bass were all over the place. We marked them
shallow at 12 feet all the way down to 64 feet. The
majority of the fish were hanging between 25 to 35 feet
down and large schools were stacked up on the bottom humps.
The weather was beautiful and the ocean was very calm. The
cool breeze made the day very pleasant and Paul made some
killer roast beef sandwiches. All was good. But the fish
weren't cooperating.
We trolled for several hours with no bites. We swapped out
lures, making sure we didn't run the same type and color,
and varied the distance and depth. Nothing. But we also
noticed the other boats around us weren't getting any
action either. We saw all types of water craft, from a
pontoon boat (crazy to bring a
craft like this out on this body of water) to
professional charters. Nobody was getting a bite.
Slowly, as the sun climbed, the boats began to leave.
We slowly trolled our way back to Cobb Island, fishing
the channel drop offs as we zig-zagged back and forth.
We finally had enough and motored back to Cobb Island
where we sat on Paul's veranda and watched life sail
past on Neale Sound.
After battling my way back home through the Friday
afternoon Beltway traffic, I unloaded my gear and told my
wife about what I found in my waders. We went down to the
garage and I showed her where my waders were hanging. Then
I saw it. My Chota Steelheader waders that I
used on the Salmon River late last year had a
hole chewed into the right leg where the fabric joins
the boot! I liked down into the right leg and saw
light coming from another, smaller hole, about half
way up from the larger one. From what I could figure
out, the mice chewed in from the outside and were
building a nest in the boot. A fresh nest.
My wife looked at bags piled up under the table and began
pulling stuff out. She bent over with a dustpan and wisk
broom and began to sweep debris out as I moved my wading
shoes and waders out of the way. I decided to store them
indoors and not in the garage. Then the screaming began.
"MOUSE! MOUSE! AAAHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHH!", she
screamed as she jumped up and down. "I saw it! I SAW IT! I
moved a bag and it was sitting there staring at me!"
Poor mouse. It was probably scared out of its wits. My wife
pointed out the spot where the mouse was but, of course, it
disappeared. I grabbed a mouse trap and put a dab of
peanut butter into it as bait then waited for the
results.
The next morning I checked the trap and there was a mouse
in it. Alive. I took it into the woods behind our house and
let it go. If it's smart, it won't come back. I don't
really want to go lethal on a creature if I can help it.
But a few hours later my daughter came running into the
house and told me she saw another mouse sitting near my
kayak. The second mouse. Number two of the nesting pair.
Out came the traps. They're set up and waiting.